|Posted by firstname.lastname@example.org on July 13, 2020 at 11:55 PM|
I casually walk by the couch. I smooth the compression socks out. Then I pick up the compression socks and move them to the other side. As I drape them over the arm, keeping it casual, I say, 'These are clean....' and I trail off.
Have I done it? Have I snuck in a suggestion... without making a suggestion? I'll never know. The socks have been sitting there. Clean. For 4 hours now. I'm about to burst.
I. will. not. suggest. putting. the. socks. on.